25 - June 21th thru June 27th 1999,
Vol IX
Weekly Common Sense - by Hassan
Al-Haifi
Slingshot
Alley
"Where did all these kids come from?" Samia asked her husband,
as she noticed him trying to wiggle his car between the parked cars, peddler
carts and wagons, fruit stands and tens of children running to and fro,
but not seeming to be headed anywhere.
Mahmoud, not really approving of his wife's efforts at striking conversation,
in these tense moments, answered: "It is the summer vacation and their
citadels of scholasticism are now closed. With so few parks and little
recreation available to them - and their parents all out chewing qat, they
only have the street to resort to, to get over the vacation period. When
schools are out, you know that means half the population of the country
are out on the streets giving poor guys like me a hard time as we make
the dreadful trip to your mother's house. Just look at all those brats,
they are everywhere; some are in front of us, some behind us, on our right
and on our left. I would not be surprised if two or three tiny brats were
also underneath the car!"
Murad, their 10-year-old son sitting in the back said, "It will probably
take an hour to get to Grandma's house. Oh, oh, close your windows everyone,
we are approaching Slingshot Alley."As if to confirm Murad's geographical
information, two pebbles hit the sides of the car, coming from God knows
where. They sounded like giant pieces of hale hitting the car.
Mahmoud couldn't lose the chance to get at his wife, "I told you
dear, the best way to come visit your mother is in an armored personnel
carrier. We have not yet fixed the dents we got the last time we came here."
Murad, again volunteered some information: "The kids of this neighborhood
are notorious for playing with slingshots. In fact, all the kids in Sana'a
would never dare get into fights with any of the kids here. Did you know
that two weeks ago a foreign tourist was hit in the eye, and it was said
that she had to return home a Cyclops."Did they catch the kid who did
it?", asked his mother.
"No way" said Murad, "Even if anyone knew who did it, they
would not dare tell anyone. Otherwise, they would find their house the
next day with what I call 'paneless' windows, as about ten of these kids
would launch an attack with their rapid shooting slingshots on the informer's
house and within two minutes, not one sheet of glass in the windows of
the house would remain intact." These guys have turned slingshot use
into a refined means of intimidation."Bang! Another oversized pebble hit
the side glass adjacent to Murad, but it luckily appeared to have been
shot by a beginner.
"How far to go before we get out of Slingshot Alley, Murad?"
asked his father, not finding too much amusement in the sound of the pebbles
bouncing off the sides of his car.
"Twenty meters left", replied Murad feeling some degree of authority.
A crowd gathered about 10 meters away as they were approaching the periphery
of Slingshot Alley. They were looking at a brand new BMW that was just
hit with a big stone, apparently fired by one of the more advanced hit
men of the Alley. The stone had done its damage well, turning the back
glass shield into a foggy crystal labyrinth of cracks. As soon as the ignition
is turned, the glass would all collapse into the car. A guy - apparently
the owner Ð was shouting:
"I spent my whole inheritance to buy this car. If I get my hands
on you, I will break both of your hands. Where are the police?"
"Poor guy, he is so annoyed and yet helpless." Samia was reflecting
the soft touch of womanhood.
Mahmoud wanted to set his wife straight on the guy: "He is also such
a big liar! Can you imagine this? He is telling us he spent all his inheritance
on the car", said Mahmoud, continuing with his own version of the facts:
"I know this guy, his father was a poor firewood cutter, who barely
made enough to keep his family fed, let alone build up an estate for his
kids to inherit. He is really one of those government officials who think
public service is a take all you can enterprise. Just send your conscience
on a vacation, without pay."Murad had additional information, giving
some of the brighter points about Slingshot Alley: "The cars of government
officials are the prime targets of the kids here. In fact, anyone who hits
an official's car or head gets a special sling shot as a prize, which is
made of real genuine Indonesian rubber, rather than the synthetic rubber
bands most kids use here and elsewhere. The common feeling among the resident
kids here is that a lot of government officials are corrupt and seem to
get away with it rather easily.""These are the longest - and most
nerve-racking twenty meters I have ever driven. We should have left the
car in the parking lot west of the old city of Sana'a, said Mahmoud, continuing,
"if we had walked to your mother's, we would be on our way back by
now.""Yes, but by the time we got back to the car, it would have been
stolen", said Murad.
"Who would want to steal this jalopy?", asked Samia, sarcastically,
"If this car gets stolen, it will not be long before the thieves start
to look for us to pay us to take it back!""Look, Samia," Mahmoud
spoke in defense of his faithful car, "Don't knock this loyal machine.
It has served us well. Besides, I did not inherit any fortune, like the
woodcutter's son back there. All I have is my ever-shrinking salary, which
now barely covers the bills for the precarious utility services we enjoy.
If it wasn't for the part-time taxi, you are sitting on now, we might all
be standing in the street intersection there wiping the windshields that
managed to get through Slingshot Alley in one piece."Murad wanted to
continue showing off his knowledge of geography: "Here is the intersection
before Grandma's house. Try to cross it before the light turns red. Otherwise,
all those walking retail outlets in the intersection will put all their
goodies underneath our noses, offering everything from rat traps to satellite
phones.""You should not criticize these people for trying to make
an honest Riyal", said Mahmoud to his son. His mother added: "After
all, they do not have an inherited trust fund, which our government officials
have been blessed with.""Father, is corruption in government a crime?"
Murad was indicating how difficult it is nowadays to distinguish between
good and evil.
"Of course, it is, son." answered Mahmoud with little hesitation,
elaborating: "It is like a cancer that affects all the society. Once
it gets implanted, it is very hard to contain or get rid of. It also leads
to other sicknesses, which afflict the society, and slows down or halts
any chances for achieving real progress and prosperity for the people.
Moreover, the corrupt government officials actually find that keeping the
society enmeshed within a corrupt government system is their assurance
that they will have a free hand to direct the flow of government resources
towards fulfilling their selfish greed."
Samia wanted to add to Mahmoud's lecture: "Corruption can get so
bad, that the corrupt officials start to believe that it is the only way
to govern, and the only reason why governments exist!""But, DadÉMom,
if government officials are becoming rich in a criminal manner, then they
will not be justified in chasing the criminals who are getting rich outside
the government system?" Murad was beginning to see the calamity of
corruption from a different perspective.
"Murad, have no fear, that government function has been taken out
of the government's agenda a long time ago. There is even a sense of camaraderie
between the criminals inside the government and those outside of it. Sometimes,
they even work together!""If corruption is such a widespread evil,
then I say, every neighborhood will have a Slingshot Alley, and a lot of
government officials are going to have to drive around town in armored
cars, if they want to go anywhere. Then, the sons of the corrupt government
officials will not be able to show-off their fancy illegitimate assets,
anymore." Murad pointed this out as began to see that, somehow, things
in the country are not in their proper order.
A
Syndicate for the Maganeen of Taiz!
By: Mohammed Hatem. Al-Qadhi
Managing Editor,
Yemen Times
Poverty,
this horrible nightmare, has begun spreading its tentacles all over the
society. Taking a glance at the people walking on streets of our cities,
one is staggered by the number of poor people walking there. Stories of
misery and catastrophe are clear in every face. In fact, the panorama of
the saddening and tragic events that are occurring in our society is truly
inconceivable and unspeakable. Life has become unbearable for the majority
of the people. The number of beggars and unemployed people is rising dramatically.
It has become almost natural to see people taking streets as their home,
it has become usual to see people eating from the rubbish bins. You don't
have also to be surprised to find men, women or children knocking at your
door asking for "haq Allah" or help. The economic hardship has taken
its toll on the lives of the commoners.
But, what has ostentatiously attracted my attention is the too many
maganeen or mad people prowling all over the city of Taiz. The phenomenon
is eye-catching to everybody visiting or dwelling in Taiz. Last year, I
wrote an article in the Yemen Times addressing the same predicament. Again,
and because our writing did not produce any concrete action on the part
of the people in authority, I have decided to write about the prowling
maganeen in the city of Taiz. This is not to repeat the same story or to
fill a blank. It is absolutely not like that. Rather, I want to alarm the
government and the society of the increasingly rise of the number of the
maganeen. To put it the other way, the situation has reached the boiling
point. From the psychological point of view, the continuously deteriorating
living standards of the people in our society is to be the main thing responsible
for this human dilemma. Sociologists might explain it the other way; they
will give the social factor more significance. But, to my humble knowledge,
all factors that might be raised to explain the predicament and its components
will be all referred to as economy at large. This is because social problems
among common family members, take divorce for instance, all have economic
background. Social problems are increasing very much. We have begun to
hear about homicide, matricide, patricide, genocide and many other evils.
When a father finds himself helpless and unable to feed his kids or have
a job to ensure their survival, he may very easily go crazy.
The number of people joining the world of madness is alarming, and has
begun to reach dangerous dimensions. "Why not establishing a syndicate
for the maganeen of Taiz, since their numbers are now great enough to qualify
for one," a friend of mine once observed sardonically. In other words,
the economic hardships have taken much of the welfare of the people. Visiting
people at their homes and seeing what kind of food they have, one gets
shocked and saddened. Most of the people have tea and bare bread for their
lunch. What a pity?! The situation evokes a verse by the English visionary
poet William Blake who once observed in one of his poems " some are
born to sweet delight/some are born to endless night." And that is
really very true about us now.
It seems that I have strayed from the main topic. But, sure, the economic
hardships are the main headache of the country right now; they are whole
and sole spring of our plights, including that of the maganeen.
This doesn't mean that the maganeen are only to be found in Taiz. Rather,
all the cities of Yemen are full of such pitiable people, drifting aimlessly
in our cities and finding none to take care of them.
But, if the government has decided to drive the majority nuts and make
them starve, it is better for it to find houses to keep its victims. In
other words, to keep these helpless people out of the sight of the public
must be the top priority of the government which failed to keep them sound
and sane. The scenery is very disgusting and pathetic. Furthermore, these
prowling maganeen have become a threat for the people walking on the streets,
particularly women and children. What is more remorseful is to see even
the sensitive parts of their bodies exposed to the public sights. This
is not good for the reputation of the country. The government has seemed
to be serious regarding the marketing of tourism. A part of this plan should
be to keep our cities clean and free them from these helpless creatures,
for they are not decorations to show our guests and visitors. It is not
just that. Some of them shout loudly in the streets, particularly at night.
So, isn't that a source of noise for people? What is the need for them
in our streets? Can anybody tell me?
As a matter of fact, the spread of the maganeen all over the cities
has captured the attention of even small kids. Let me tell you a story.
Once, while I was walking on Jamal street in Taiz, a small kid, seeing
a mad man sleeping on the street, quipped "The government is corrupt."
I impulsively asked: "Why?" and came close to him. His replay was
that it should take the maganeen away from the public sight and keep them
in a house where they are given food and health care. This very reply sent
shock waves down my spine. I appreciated the sense of responsibility in
that boy. Paradoxically, I felt so sad and gloomy that no one of the people
in charge is aware of the predicament. In fact, going through the streets
of our cities, one gets very frightened for s/he can read the plights of
the people on their faces. He/she can not fail to see almost all the people
walking talking to themselves. This makes me feel all of them are crazy
or mad. What a pity?! It is only the walkers who can observe this plight,
for the rich are riding highly fashionable cars, oblivious to the tragedy.
Finally, will the people concerned do this philanthropic job of taking
these maganeen away from the streets? That will not cost much, will it?
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